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[Editor’s Note: Today we have a guest entry from reader Loren Southard, who’s going to tell us about a tremendous DIY project. Enjoy. — Paul]
By Loren Southard
Shortly after my son was born in January, I accompanied my wife on one of our many trips to Buy Buy Baby. While I was in the store, I noticed a small section full of props that parents can use for milestone photos. I saw a set of hats, blocks, and signs with numbers and months that you can use to pose with your little one as you take a photo for each milestone month. Frankly, I thought they were all kind of bland and boring.
So I came up with an idea: Instead of using the bland cardboard items I saw in the store, I would make a set of blocks using jersey numbers from my favorite teams. It would be a fun way to make some toys for my little guy, and it would have the bonus effect of starting my son’s indoctrination into his dad’s love for L.A. sports teams. But I had to figure out how to do it.
After a quick Google search for ideas led to some examples of DIY children’s blocks, a plan began to take shape. I would use wooden blocks from a craft store, a basic understanding of Adobe Photoshop and Adobe Illustrator, and a lot of Mod Podge glue. Here’s how I did it.
Step 1: Design
The first step involved designing a set of numbers that could be printed out on card stock paper and glued onto wooden blocks. I wanted to make a mix of blocks that included jersey numbers taken from the Lakers, Dodgers, Rams, Kings, and UCLA Bruins. Thankfully. there is a ton of information you can find online if you want to find out the proper fonts and colors. A lot of the fonts are free, but not all of them. Some fonts are tricky, but there’s a lot of Google/YouTube help out there to get you past some of the tougher parts of Adobe Illustrator.
One particularly tricky bit that stumped me was how to design the Lakers block-shadow numbers. I was sitting at my desk and looked up and noticed the Lakers-themed membership card I had purchased on Purple Amnesty Day. So I emailed Paul to ask how he goes about designing the membership cards. He put me in touch with card designer Scott Turner, who graciously took the time for a quick phone explainer on how he goes about designing the cards in Illustrator. I could have never completed this project without his help.
Armed with this newfound knowledge, I decided to expand the blocks project from just jersey numbers to an entire alphabet, using design elements from across pop culture, including sports and music. It was fun to figure out how to represent each letter and number — I’d sit at my computer and do the design work in between the little guy’s naps, which actually ended up having a great soothing effect for the stress that new parents deal with.
Once I completed the number and letter designs in Illustrator, I moved to Photoshop, where I created a print layout of all the numbers and letters. I was going to make two sets of blocks — a set of large 4″ blocks and a smaller set of 2″ blocks. So I created 8.5″ x 11″ sheets of letters and numbers, laid them out on a PDF, and went to a local print shop to have them printed out on C3-weight paper — perfect for gluing onto wood. I used the shop’s large paper trimmer to cut the letters and numbers into the size I needed.
Step 2: Mod Podge and Wrap-Up
Before I started this project, I had no idea what Mod Podge was. I had turned to Google to find out what I could use to glue and seal the blocks to protect my little guy, who I figured would inevitably want to gnaw on these new toys. That’s when I learned about Mod Podge, which is safe and would create a seal for the blocks as well as a bright shine.
Using a sponge brush, I brushed a light layer of Mod Podge onto the paper number/letter and a layer on the block. Then I carefully placed the number/letter onto the block and repeated that for the other sides. Once they had dried, I then painted on an additional layer of Mod Podge, which dried clear and gave a protective coating. I waited a couple of weeks to let the glue cure and harden and then went in with a light spray of varnish to take away the lingering stickiness of the blocks. Done!
I ended up finding a small wooden box to house the blocks, but the blocks probably won’t spend much time there. We’ve used the large blocks every month for our milestone photos each month (much better than the ones I saw in the shop!), and we plan to give our son the rest of the blocks for his first birthday.
Paul here. Pretty awesome, right? Let’s hear it for Loren — his little guy is a lucky fella! And we’re lucky to have him sharing this story with us.
Godhead video follow-up: Last month I had an interview interview with Ben Rose, the guy who produced arguably the greatest uni-centric video clip ever. Now he’s back with the long-promised follow-up video, which you can see above. Although it’s ostensibly about Wisconsin sports in general and the Bucks in particular, it’s really an wide-ranging analysis of sports uniforms, with lots of smart commentary, excellent editing, and an engaging voiceover.
If you missed Ben’s first installment, watch that first and then check out his Uni Watch interview. Then watch the second installment. Each one is 15 minutes long, but it’s time very, very well spent — trust me.
NBA free throw dashes, continued: It’s been a while since we had an update on the incredibly awesome topic of NBA free throw circle dashes, but Twitter-er @nomuskies — who brought this topic to our attention to begin with — notes that the Bucks’ new alternate court has the rare five-dash format (with unusually long lead-in dashes), instead of the more common six dashes. You’d think this would’ve been standardized by now, but I’m so glad it hasn’t been — a fascinatingly variable design element!
XFL update: In the wake of Wednesday’s blog post about the troubled state of the helmet manufacturer Vicis, reportedly including the company’s inability to hold its scheduled delivery date for “a few hundred helmets” to the XFL, I made contact yesterday with a high-ranking XFL source who insisted on anonymity. We had a very odd back-and-forth, but he insisted that I paraphrase him instead of quoting him directly, so I can’t give you the full dialogue. Here are the main takeaways:
• The XFL did indeed place a large initial order for Vicis helmets, and those helmets are indeed running behind schedule.
• The XFL allows players to choose their preferred helmet model (just like the NFL does), and it turns out that only 18 players chose Vicis. So although the large helmet order was initially placed for “Just in case” purposes, only 18 XFL players will be affected by the delivery delay. Those players will choose a different brand, so the Vicis situation shouldn’t be a major problem. Fair enough, and duly noted.
• In reference to the New York Times report that linked the XFL to Vicis’s troubles, the source said (again, I’m honoring his request by paraphrasing him instead of quoting him directly) that you can’t trust the Times because they said Hillary Clinton was not a criminal.
I was stunned by that last bit. And just to be clear, I would have been just as stunned if the snide comment had been about President Trump. Whatever one’s political leanings, why inject partisan politics into a non-political discussion between two professionals? And why insult journalists while communicating with a journalist? I responded (this was all via DM), “Don’t really see the need to bring politics into this, but thanks for the helmet info — appreciated,” to which the source replied (again, I’m paraphrasing, at his request) by expressing surprise and saying it was just a joke.
In more than a quarter-century of reporting, this is the first time I have encountered this type of situation. Maybe it’s just an isolated thing. But if this is the kind of person the XFL has installed in a high-ranking position, and if that’s indicative of the league’s judgment and professionalism, they may have much bigger problems than late helmet deliveries.
Teespring sale reminder: In case you missed it on Thursday, Teespring is running one of their periodic site-wide discounts. From now through the end of Saturday, you can get 10% off of anything in the Uni Watch Shop (which includes T-shirts, hoodies, mugs, pins, cufflinks, and stickers) and the Naming Wrongs Shop by using the checkout code BL1ZZARD.
If you use this checkout code, you’ll get the discount but Uni Watch will still get its full profit on each item — the discount will come out of Teespring’s end — so it’s a win-win. My thanks, as always, for your consideration of our products.
LAST CALL for the year-end raffle: Today is the final day to enter our annual year-end raffle, which features dozens of cool items that you can win (including the Minnesota Gophers mug shown above). Full details here.
Topps tale: In case you missed it yesterday, one of the photos shown above is going to be used on my own official Topps baseball card! It’s a really fun story and people really seemed to like it (thanks for all of yesterday’s positive response, people!), so here it is again, for those who missed it.
By Anthony Emerson
Baseball News: The Trenton Thunder, Double-A affiliates of the Yankees, will have a Top Gun Night next June and wear these uniforms (from John Cerone). … Also from John: the Lakewood BlueClaws, Single-A affiliates of the Phillies, have revealed their 20th-season logo. … This picture of the Tigres de Quintana Roo in navy unis with white pinstripes and pillbox hats hits a whole bunch of the uni-verse’s buttons (from Cesar Martín). … A federal appeals court overturned a deportation decision on a convicted felon from El Salvador due to the man’s Yankees tattoo. The tattoo is a gang sign of MS-13 members in El Salvador, and the court agreed with the man’s claim that, because of the tattoo, he would be placed in grave danger if he was deported to El Salvador (from J. Max Weintraub). … Good backstory on why former Pirates P Harvey Haddix wore No. 31 (from Jerry Wolper).
NFL News: Former Jags exec Tom Coughlin had the clocks at the team’s practice facility set five minutes behind, so players would arrive early for meetings. Now that he’s been fired, the clocks have been reset to the correct time. … Dave Ebert spotted an almost-complete set of NFL gumball helmets on display at a plumbing supply store in Illinois. Can you spot the one team that’s missing?
College Football News: Utah State will be going with black-grey-black during the Frisco Bowl, if this press conference set-up is anything to go by (from @akaggie and Josh Hinton). … Here’s what North Central College will be wearing in the DIII championship game (from Lucas Mitzel). … The rest of these are all from Josh Hinton: Buffalo will wear white jerseys and white helmets during today’s Bahamas Bowl. … Liberty will wear red helmets with white jerseys while Georgia Southern will wear navy helmets — with pink accents — and navy jerseys during the Cure Bowl. … Kent State will be wearing gold jerseys for the Frisco Bowl. … Iowa state will have black lids and red jerseys in the Camping World Bowl. … Each Wyoming football player got an “ugly sweater” customized with his name and number (from @roblmo). … Utah has applied the Alamo Bowl patch to their white jerseys (from @SammyC49). … In the 2011 New Mexico Bowl, Temple wore the bowl patch on the back of the jersey, instead of the more traditional front placement.
Hockey News: Contrary to what was reported earlier this week, the No. 17 recently spotted on Kings F Nikolai Prokhorkin’s stick was not a nod to recently waived Kings F and Prokhorkin mentor Ilya Kovalchuk. Turns out that Prokhorkin numbers all of his sticks, and the 17 he chose that night was just a coincidence. … If you think North American hockey arenas have too many ads, don’t go to this arena in Brno (from @HaliHockey).
Hoops News: Here’s a good retrospective on the NBA’s Christmas Day uniforms, featuring quotes from Paul. … The D Leagu’s Erie BayHawks will once again become the Erie Pepperoni Balls on Feb. 1. The promotion originally ran during the 2017-18 season. … The logo for the Basketball Africa League has been revealed (from Iain Landon). … Drake men teased some new alternates in this video (from Ty Patton and Tanner Nissen). … Video game developer Chandana Ekanayake’s son is on a youth team called the Tin Cans, so he designed this awesome logo for them (from @spartyjim). … Tempe High School in Arizona brought the wrong uniforms to a local tourney and had to wear host school Horizon’s uniforms instead (from @Camacho0220).
Soccer News: The backlash against Louisville City — ahem, Lou City — FC’s new crest has gotten so bad that the club is now walking back the new design and rethinking the whole thing (from multiple readers). … English League Two side Forest Green Rovers have been given the green light for a new all-wooden stadium. The club touts it as the most eco-friendly stadium in the world (from Kary Klismet). … Josh Hinton has a whole bunch of stuff for you today — three leaked MLS kits, a thread on Bayern Munich winger Philippe Coutinho’s decision to wear a child-sized replica kit in-game, and a leak of Chelsea’s fourth kit, which includes nigh-invisible advertisements and makers marks to give it a throwback look. You can catch everything else on his Twitter account.
Grab Bag: The College of Western Idaho has announced its new mascot, the Otter. The college was founded in 2007 during the administration of Gov. Butch Otter, but does not field any sports teams (from Brad Iverson-Long). … A new high school in South Carolina has unveiled its mascot — the Fury — and colors — maroon, navy and grey. The colors are based on the old colors of the town’s two segregated high schools, which closed in the 1960s — navy from the all-white school and maroon from the all-black school (from Ronnie Poore). … A Twitter account posted some old Arizona newspaper logos, and they are beautiful (from Erik Morris and @castastone). … There’s a surprisingly large number of uniforms — military and police, mostly, but also some sports — in The New York Times’s recap of the best photos of the decade (from Sara Klein). … Interesting piece about the clothing/costumes in whodunnit films (from Mike Casey).
Regarding the NFL Gumball helmet display, I think it’s Miami that’s missing.
I thought it was Baltimore.
I thought Baltimore as well.
I can’t find Baltimore as well.
Yup, that’s the one!
I bookmark my favorite articles, and I added this one immediately after reading the title. Great project, perfectly executed!
Was your anonymous source Vince McMahon because every things you paraphrased sounds like him.
Needed more “pal”s to be Vince, though Paul *did* paraphrase…
Never forget that the XFL is a Vince McMahon property and he and his family are staunch Trumpers – so their employees/emissaries would need to toe the company line to stay employed.
I don’t know that it’s as simple as that. But even if it’s true, that’s not the point. The point is that it’s really inappropriate and unprofessional to make a snide partisan comment to a stranger while acting in your work capacity. The odds are no better than 50/50 that the stranger will agree with you, and it has nothing to do with the topic at hand, so why even go there? Foolish.
And even if you are on the side of the person who made a remark such as that, you don’t have to hate the other side to be on your side, or vice versa. Not only is it inappropriate and stupid, it’s also very non-accurate. If this is how the XFL is run, it’ll have a very short stint.
It’s just bad business. It has nothing to do with anything and it has the potential to really turn people off. It’s like politicizing cake, I mean you can, but why the hell would you want to.
I was thinking the same thing, it wouldn’t surprise me that they have a “culture” that fits what he experienced although yes it *may* not be.
It was Mr. McMahon, I’m going to assume, because the thought entertains me.
“Listen here, Paul. You’re going to paraphrase me. No direct quotes. You got that?”
Looks like Baltimore is missing from the gym all display. The helmet above Washington on the bottom left appears to be Miami.
Ding ding ding — correct!
I stand corrected! Good eye, Paul B!
I picked Miami as well, you weren’t alone!
Ha, should have read further.
As Mrs McMahon is a member of the Trump administration, I do not find the political comment all that surprising.
Inappropriate, yes, surprising, no.
For those interested in club hockey team uniforms for major US colleges, there’s a great article on ESPN’s website (needless to say the hockey section).
Further to my comment from yesterday. Montreal Canadiens at Calgary Flames. Flames in white at home (vintage white uniforms they are). Looking like the ’86 or ’89 Stanley Cup Final.
Behold the beauty:
The two TSN sportsdesk hosts were raving about the Flames uniform saying they should go to those uniforms full time. I suspect its a matter of time
Wooden stadiums make me nervous. Concrete and steel are natural too.
I’m old enough to remember the Bradford City fire in 1985. While I’m sure modern building materials and techniques make things much safer than they used to be, I’d be a little nervous about a wooden stadium too.
What a great project, Loren! Thanks for sharing it and the process by which you made the block with us.
Thanks…glad to share it…
That XFL reply seems pretty indicative of the brash false macho culture that Vince McMahon probably encourages in his businesses. Whatever your personal opinion on public figures and the state of journalism today, it is completely unprofessional to throw out some unrelated opinion like that into a business conversation. It would pushing the bounds of professionalism if he/she just took a shot at the reliability of the Times without injecting politics into it. All the more reason for Paul to take shots at the league.
I’m a Conservative and try to keep an open mind and a sense of humor. I don’t think I’d be offended one way or the other with joking around about politics. Part of the problem, in my view, is we’ve all gotten too sensitive. Granted, joking on DM is hard to detect…
I thought the same thing. Joking on DM (or E-mail) usually falls flat.
I think you guys are missing the point. Yes, of course it was a joke, or at least an attempt at one. But it was a completely inappropriate and unprofessional joke — a snide partisan joke that had no place in the discussion at hand.
Amazing DIY project, Loren!! Anyone who’s obsessed with logos and typography (which is, oh I dunno, 100% of the people in this community) has gotta be salivating at some of these designs. Nice job!
Thanks for the kind words Paul…it’s an honor to be featured here!
The execution of the idea was interesting, but let’s not bury how cool the basic concept is! Your choices for letter sources are even better, in my non-LA sports opinion, than the number sources.
Thanks Bryan…I will say that it was more fun to come up with the letter ideas…
Speaking of NFL teams and clocks, the big clock on the northwest exterior facade of Lambeau Field, the one facing Lombardi Avenue in Green Bay, is purposely set 15 or so minutes fast. Lombardi Time.
But it does tell you about Lombardi that unlike Coughlin, Vince didn’t need to physically set the clocks ahead. The players learned very quickly when to show up.
Uh… read it again. The clock on Lombardi Avenue is intentionally set 15 minutes fast CIN honor of the guy whose idea it was.
So how long until the all wood stadium either burns accidentally, or collapses under the weight of the spectators? They stopped using wood for these types of buildings for a reason.
Fun fact: Steel-frame and concrete buildings burn too! The main reason wood was replaced in stadium construction in the early 20th century was cost, not safety concerns. Anyway, modern cross-laminated-timber (CLT) meets commercial structural fire-safety standards and has been shown to be viable for commercial construction beyond the current common code limit of 85 feet in building height.
The NYT is as partial and political as it gets. They do not report news…it is one long editorial and has been pro-Clinton for years. That said, I am shocked a (assuming) high-ranking member of a pro sports league would say that. Even if he requested anomynity.
Sigh. You realize the only reason we’re even talking about this is because the Times published a deeply reported piece about Vicis, right?
Thanks Loren for this great DIY project. My granddaughter (our first grand kid) turns one in February, and her parents are big A’s and 49er fans. I’m going to give this a go.
Sounds great. If you need any help as you start just let me know. I’ll be glad to help…(even though they are Niners fans)….(kidding of course)
Nice to see the headline picture containing Purple…er…Forum Blue!
HA. What a clown show the XFL is.
Paul just can’t resist taking an unfair shot at the XFL.
Actually, Ben, I was simply reporting a high-ranking XFL official’s stunning lack of professionalism. Nothing unfair about it. Indeed, it would arguably have been irresponsible for me *not* to have mentioned it.
Perhaps you should ask yourself why such a person was acting so inappropriately, instead of questioning why I would report on such behavior.
One person’s inappropriate response to a journalist does not necessarily say anything about the League as a whole.
Which is why I wrote the following: “Maybe it’s just an isolated thing. But if this is the kind of person the XFL has installed in a high-ranking position, and if that’s indicative of the league’s judgment and professionalism, they may have much bigger problems than late helmet deliveries.” All of which is both accurate and fair.
You’re not going to win an argument by defending the indefensible. Let’s please move on. Thanks.
Also, the Jags’ clocks used to be set five minutes behind, not five minutes ahead. Coughlin is about creating the habit of arriving early, not tricking people into showing up right as a meeting starts.
Thanks — my bad. Now fixed.
I think this was right originally. Per the story Paul links to:
“Coughlin during his tenure as the Jaguars’ head coach from 1994-2002 famously mandated players being five minutes early for meetings. Since arriving as EVP of Football Ops, clocks in the team’s football facility were five minutes ahead.”
If the clocks had been set 5 minutes behind, then the clocks would have said 9:55 a.m. when it was really 10 a.m. In this scenario, if a player had a 10 a.m. meeting, he would look up at the clock, see 9:56, and think he still had 4 minutes to get there — even though it was really 10:01.
However, if the clocks were set 5 minutes ahead and the player strolled into a meeting right at 10 a.m., he was really getting there right at 9:55 a.m. — just as Coughlin wanted it
*and the player strolled into a meeting right at 10 a.m. (per the clock in the facility)
Paul, I can see the ?! appearing above your head after the NYT DM came through. That is just ridiculous.
Why would the person request paraphrasing instead of direct quote? Wouldn’t direct quote be more accurate?
You’d think. And you’d also think they’d want to speak for attribution, not anonymously.
Arguably the biggest issue faced by upstart leagues is a lack of perceived legitimacy and gravitas. So public-facing transparency would be the smart approach — be forthright, be upfront, let people see that you have your shit together so they can learn to take your seriously. XFL is doing precisely the opposite here. The lack of transparency is just another thing that does not bode well. Does it automatically mean the league will fail? No, of course not. But it’s a warning sign.
Maybe he was not authorized to talk to you in the first place.
Sure. So why not pass me along to someone who *is* authorized? They wouldn’t speak for attribution to the NYT reporter either. The whole thing is absurd. And people wonder why I’m skeptical about this league.
I was wondering the same thing… The only thing I could think of is ‘plausible deniability’.
When/if things work out poorly for the XFL on this matter, they can always say “Lukas didn’t get it right” or “that’s not exactly what I meant”. Something like that?
But it seems a strange topic to make that request of.
[insert shrug emoji]
That’s a pretty solid vinyl collection that Loren appears to have as well!
That’s what I told him as well, when he sent me that photo!
And that’s only a fraction of it…
I love the Q from my hometown Rancho Cucamonga Quakes!
Although the Foo Fighters F and the Beatles B from Yellow Submarine are top notch as weel!
I grew up in Redlands and went to Quakes games so that’s how I ended up picking the Q
Love the Radiohead R block!
What letter is on the Velvet Underground block? I’m guessing a V.
Yes, it’s a V
Vince McMahon reportedly expects to spend $500 million on XFL in first three years.
Might want to invest in some folks that know how to talk to journalists.
just an FYI for those that were here this past Sunday
West Point released the findings of their investigation into hand signs used during the Army Navy game and it turns out the only “ugly incident” was a bunch of innocent kids being accused of racism.
Thank you for following up on this.
I read it on ESPN (and there was a lot more info in that article respectively)
It would be nice if Phil would address this and why he needed to say what he said. Going back to what I wrote last week, “judge slowly”.
Gee, the military conducted an investigation into it’s own and found nothing to see here, everyone just move along. Well, why not? It’s worked so well in the past.
Long time reader, first time commenting. I’m a huge fan and love all of your work, so I don’t in any way want to come off rude.
It seems as though you have something against the XFL. Now, I’m newer and don’t know if something has come up in the past as to why and you’ve given reasoning. I don’t know if it’s just the fact that you think upstart Football leagues are crap and it will fail. But I feel like every time you mention it, it’s basically saying how crappy it is/will be.
This time I understand the hate and this guy sounds awful. But if you haven’t done so already, can you explain your dislike/disdain for the XFL already?
I have nothing against the XFL. I just think that, like most upstart pro football leagues, every single one of which has failed since the AFL/NFL merger, it’s an overhyped joke that’s likely to fail in short order and is therefore hard to take seriously. I’m not an XFL hater; I’m an XFL *skeptic.* But it would be fun if I’m proven wrong, just like it would be fun to learn there really is a Tooth Fairy.
I *do* have something against gullible people who take an overhyped joke seriously, who keep citing the same nonsense that’s been cited for every other failed pro football league (“Great coaches … TV contract … Lots of money…”), and who then act like I’ve told them there’s no Santa Claus when I simply point out that the whole thing is likely to fail. It’s a pathetic cycle of nonsense that I find depressing, because I’d like to think people are smarter than that. I went thru this exact same cycle of skepticism and reader pushback with the AAF. Hmmm, how’d that turn out?
As for today’s XFL tidbit, it’s not like I went looking for it. On the contrary, I was going to report that their Vicis helmet snafu was no big deal for them after all — and then the guy (who wouldn’t even speak on the record) behaved like an unprofessional clown. You can’t say I’m piling on here; I’m simply reporting yet another reason to be skeptical about what appears to be a very dubious enterprise. Maybe if they stop shooting themselves in the foot, I can stop saying, “Hey, they shot themselves in the foot.”
Thanks for the response!
I agree with the skepticism and gullible nature of those assuming it will be great because there told it will this time. I guess my attitude toward it would be best described as hopeful, while still agreeing with you that it will most likely fail.
I in no way thought you were piling on, and agree that the person you interviewed For today’s tidbit behaved like a clown. I was just looking for more clarification on your XFL stance overall since while a long time Uni Watch fan, I’ve only very recently become a loyal (check the site daily type) reader. Thanks again!
That’s a really cool block project.
NOT making this political, I swear, and asking merely for the practicality of the situation: if a potential deportee could more or less claim asylum because of something as commonplace as a Yankees tattoo, why wouldn’t everyone in that at-risk population get a Yankees tattoo? The Yankees have a huge fan base, and a fair percentage of those fans have Yankees tattoos who have nothing to do with MS-13.