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Good Saturday Morning, Uni Watchers! I hope everyone has had a pleasant week.
A couple weekends ago, I ran a pretty neat set of crossover concepts from graphic artist Danny Kaufmann, in which he has concepted an entire league of Major League Baseball clubs reimagined as soccer teams (and in soccer kits), with both home and road versions of those kits. That first set was for the American League. Today we’ll finish it off with the senior circuit.
Before we go any further (and as I said a couple weeks ago), I want to note that each and every jersey contains an advertiser. I struggled with actually running these, but obviously there was a lot of time and effort put into each concept kit, and the advertisers selected seem to make sense for the teams. That’s not an endorsement of the advertiser (and I wish Danny hadn’t included them); however, in light of the fact that soccer kits have contained giant advertiser logos for decades (and might even look “funny” without the ad occupying the prime real estate), I’m going to share them as they were sent. If we can look past the ads, I really like a lot of these designs and it’s a fun “What If” set of concepts. Once again I’d please keep any comments to the kit designs themselves. Thanks!
And with that, here’s Danny:
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I decided to put Atlanta in a more red-heavy look since they are sort of a red-at-home, blue-on-the-road team. The secondary is intended as a Hank Aaron tribute, mimicking the 1972-75 style with silver hammers.
The Marlins are trapped in a crisis of what to do about secondary colors. However, I think we can all agree that they need something other than black against black so I upgraded light blue to the base of the shirt. The away marries the salmon shade the team uses with a more Miami Vice-like one.
New York Mets
The Mets widen their pinstripes into stripes for a like that’s as classic as the baseball one. I took two risks with the road by picking a look that doesn’t contrast the home as much as other sets and uses black. However, I figured that was the decision the franchise would’ve made and I didn’t want to stray from blue and orange, which are so tied to New York.
Philadelphia goes for kits that, just like the baseball equivalent, are straightforward but hard to argue against. Naturally, I used the retro colorway on the road.
The Nationals opt for civic pride for both uniforms. The home borrows the two red stripes from the city flag. The away is essentially a replica of the Nationals’ City Connect look.
Instead of stripes like the other pinstriped teams, the Cubs get a blue base with one large white stripe. The shirt is trimmed in a red art deco fan pattern and the socks are based on those of the late 20s to mid 50s. The pattern takes center stage on the road, with a collar and hooped socks making for a very classy look.
The Reds were a bit tricky since the name, logo, and uniforms really just point to the color red. I chose to replicate the exterior of their ballpark but made the lines a little transparent so red would still be the focus. For the away, I took a Puma template from the 90s and made it even more 90s with a black lined gradient.
I intended to base the design around the wheat in several Brewers’ logos. I was lucky enough to find an existing Adidas pattern that I resembled wheat without being too overt. For the away, I took the Bavarian diamonds (as a nod to the German-American culture of Milwaukee) and “stamped” them all over the jersey in various colors from the team’s history.
I once again used a roundel logo but kept everything pretty standard otherwise. The bones work on the pirate level and as a reference to the city’s USL team, the Riverhounds. I wasn’t sure at first about using red but I didn’t want the away to just look like a color swap. The graphic reminded me of a pirate’s map.
St. Louis Cardinals
Since St. Louis is the Gateway to the West, I picked a pattern that evoked the idea of paths crossing. The away depicts the Mississippi River with fleurs-de-lis from the city flag.
Naturally, I started with a snakeskin pattern, which works a lot better than it would on a baseball uniform. Then, I took the zig-zag from the A logo and expanded it into a sash. The away kit recreates the uniform the DBacks wore when they won the World Series in ’01.
With a certain color serving as the base, Colorado sports a Hechter stripe with a horizontal version on the socks. I really like the Rockies’ City Connect (provided that it is paired with white pants) and wanted to incorporate green. I did switch to a lighter shade of green for the sake of contrast and used a more detailed mountain pattern.
Los Angeles Dodgers
Originally, I kept the Dodgers as plain white with blue sleeve cuffs. However, I knew I wanted to do a checkered jersey for the change kit and decided to bring a bit of it to the home.
San Diego Padres
I inadvertently used a cross for the Padres’ home shirt but I thought it worked well enough to keep it. I wanted to work with one of the colors from the City Connect uniform and chose mint because I liked the way the palm fronds looked on it.
San Francisco Giants
As a diehard Giants fan, I was skeptical of the City Connect execution but I did like the idea. So, I put the beams of the Golden Gate bridge on the sleeves, with fog underneath. Chinatown is such a big part of San Francisco so when I happened upon this dragon pattern, it was hard to resist.
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Thanks Danny! Really fun set of concepts for both leagues. Readers? What say you?
Are You Ready For Some (More) Football?
In case you weren’t paying attention (or simply don’t care), the XFL, Mach 3.0, returns this weekend, with eight teams playing four games — two today, and two more tomorrow. The schedule for those games is here.
The teams unveiled uniforms way back in December, and Paul had his own inimitable take back then. I’m not quite as down on the league as Paul (although I don’t expect to be watching any many games). Still, the league has uniforms and it’s worth a couple minutes to at least look at the on-field product (the unis, not the play). A couple quick notes: each uniform tries to be unique, style-wise (so that’s a plus) to varying degrees of success (that’s a minus). For example, each jersey, for the most part, has some type of differeing “striping” (you’ll see in a sec). All jerseys have the words “BLOOD SWEAT RESPECT” on the inside of the collar. So much for uniqueness. Here we go…
I get a bit of an “if the Oilers and Blue Jays had a baby…” kind of vibe with this one. I like the colors, and the fonts aren’t bad at all. While it seems most teams who have two pairs of pants can wear them interchangeably with either color jersey, this feels more like they need to be worn mono-style. Not a fan of the shoulder “stripes” (more like a solid color block). I also wish the team hadn’t used black as an accent on the blue uni; using the red might have been a better option, especially since the white uni has no black at all.
By far the best stripe treatment of any team (although they basically repurposed their own treatment of the Wisco Badgers). Of course, there is the obligatory “3 star” treatment (a nod to the DC Flag). I’m definitely not a fan of the sublimated camo on the white jersey (also present on the helmet), and I really wish they had a pair of white pants. And only the red jersey has TV numbers.
This uniform had so much promise. Too bad they ruined it with the college/minor league gradient numbers and screwing up an otherwise decent looking contrasting-color yoke by having cutouts for the league logo and makers mark. The eyebrow yoke just ruins a pretty decent look. Also, look at the sublimated paintsplatter on the pants stripes. C’mon man. The helmet is pretty good, and I love the white over blue or blue over white combos, but the other gimmicks put a damper on that enthusiasm.
I might be one of the few people who thinks chartreuse looks good on a uniform, so I have a bit of an affinity for these. But what’s with the two-tone jersey? Reminds me of the sweatbox look, but only these jerseys are dry. I like the gray accents (and think the dark jersey should have gray pants, like the light jersey does), but I get kind of a USF and Oregon (circa 2010) feel with these. The dark green almost looks black…a slightly lighter shade would work better.
San Antonio Brahmas
Here I like the gold and anthracite color scheme, but that font is kinda brutal. Also, I think there is some sublimatation within the white numbers on the dark jersey. It probably won’t be visible on TV at least. I’m not a fan of the helmets, either. That wraparound logo just looks unfinished from any angle.
Seattle Sea Dragons
Of all the new 2023 XFL uniforms, this one is my favorite. Great helmet, beautiful colors, decent fonts. And (at least judging from the promotional photos) it looks like they won’t be going mono! I’m not big on the big blocky shoulder stripes. The orange helmet is phenomenal and keeps the team from looking too Hurricane-ish. The Broncos could learn a thing or two from these. Interestingly these unis have no TV numbers.
St. Louis Battlehawks
These may not be the worst unis of the bunch, but they’re definitely the most boring. Royal and gray mono? And what’s with the pseudo-stencil font? Is that an allusion to the name “BATTLEhawks”? The helmet isn’t awful, but it’s not great either.
I hate to keep comparing the XFL uniforms to other unis, but that’s the first thing I see when I look at about half of these. And these most definitely remind me of the Atlanta Falcons mono-black and mono-white. I’m not sure that’s such a good thing. Like the San Antonio team, these jerseys feature TV numbers on the shoulder caps (black) and shoulder tops (white).
And there you have it. All things considered, the uniforms could have been a lot worse (but also a lot better). But if you’re a fan of football and want to keep that jones going…first the XFL and then the USFL (mach 2.0) will have you covered for the next several months.
Guess the Game from the Scoreboard
Guess The Game…
…From The Scoreboard
Today’s scoreboard comes from Mike Chamernik.
The premise of the game (GTGFTS) is simple: I’ll post a scoreboard and you guys simply identify the game depicted. In the past, I don’t know if I’ve ever completely stumped you (some are easier than others).
Here’s the Scoreboard. In the comments below, try to identify the game (date & location, as well as final score). If anything noteworthy occurred during the game, please add that in (and if you were AT the game, well bonus points for you!):
Please continue sending these in! You’re welcome to send me any scoreboard photos (with answers please), and I’ll keep running them.
And Now a Few Words from Paul
Hi there. In case you missed this on Thursday, let me catch you up: Last month I did that blog post about the Orioles’ 1978 uni order from Wilson Sporting Goods. One of the players on that team was pitcher Nelson Briles (he’s the one who, as you may recall, had special instructions for his sleeve openings and pant cuffs). One of the people who commented on that post was Briles’s son, David Briles, who, as it turns out, has been an occasional Uni Watch reader for many years.
I asked David for an interview, and he turned out to be a gold mine of fascinating information. Among other things, he told me how his dad sometimes disguised which brand of glove he wore on the mound due to an endorsement conflict; that a key bit of info on his dad’s 1973 baseball card is inaccurate; what his dad thought of the Astros’ rainbow design; how his dad ended up making a cameo appearance on Saturday Night Live; and a lot more.
David also provided me with lots of great photos from various Family Day promotions. The one at the top of this section is from 1970 (that’s David at far right, and his sister Kelley wearing the Cardinals’ uni with the skirt!), and check out this priceless shot of David with Willie Stargell in 1972:
There’s more where that came from — a lot more. I know I seem to say this almost every week, but this is one of my favorite Uni Watch articles ever — really! Definitely peak Uni Watch. You can read the first part of it here. To read the entire thing, you’ll need to become a paying subscriber to my Substack, which I hope you’ll consider doing. Thanks!
…that’s all for today. Big thanks (again) to Danny Kaufmann for those soccer kits for baseball team concepts! Fun stuff. And I cannot recommend enough Paul’s latest Substack (detailed above) — if there’s ever been a reason to sign up for that (and there are many), this is why! One of my favorite pieces ever.
Today’s Ticker should publish at 8:30 am (Eastern).
Everyone have a good Saturday and I’ll catch you back here tomorrow. Till then…