[Editor’s Note: Today we have a guest entry from long-lost Uni Watch alum Bryan Redemske, who was this website’s weekend editor back in 2008, in the pre-Phil days. Enjoy. — PL]
By Bryan Redemske
Can a box of old baseball caps bring a father and son closer together? Quite possibly, if my son and I are any indication.
I grew up in the 1980s in north-central Iowa, miles and miles from anything of note — and certainly nowhere near any sort of outlet that would sell “cool” MLB gear. Getting a team cap in something other than mesh with a snapback was no easy feat in those days, and I spent the bulk of my childhood baseball fandom on the lookout for a fitted Cubs hat. I finally got one in 1994, by which time I had almost finished high school.
My collection took off from there. When the MLB alternate hat craze began to proliferate, I was always ready with my $20 to snap up another one. Why? I think it was due to the (relative) newness of the thing. “Oh, you have the Mariners’ alternate cap? Cool!” I enjoyed having a whole bunch of different teams, although I did set some limits: The natural rivals of the Cubs (Cardinals, Mets, Giants), plus a couple of others, were no-gos. Everything else? Go nuts.
Because I’m a hoarder (I’m working on it), I still have all of those caps. For a while now they’ve stashed away in a box, which turned up when our family recently moved to a new house and we were sifting through various belongings, deciding what to keep and what to toss.
When we got to the box of baseball caps, my wife, Chris, said, “Is this box really filled with hats? Are there any you can get rid of?” while my son, Jack, said, “IS THIS BOX REALLY FILLED WITH HATS!?!?!”
And that’s how I unwittingly helped Jack launch his own hat collection. He went through the box and took the following: Astros, Mariners, Diamondbacks and, somehow, the Moscow Red Devils:
Jack is 11, and as I’ve watched how he’s expanded his collection from there, it’s provided an interesting look at what “the kids today” are into.
• Caps with patches on the sides. The 2018 Independence Day caps rate high because of this, as do those from the playoffs.
• Most alternate caps that share the “normal” color scheme. Think Orioles and Mariners.
• Caps with patches and alternate color schemes and other doodads, like the 2018 All-Star caps. He actually has three of those (Rockies, Royals, and Cubs), because they’re “pretty cool.”
• The raised MLB logo on the back of caps, which he prefers over the older flat logo.
• Caps that don’t have team colors, like camouflage, Mother’s Day, or Father’s Day.
• The entirety of the current Diamondbacks look.
• Flat bills. “They hurt my head. But I don’t care if other players wear them.”
• Players Weekend caps. “I don’t like the logos and the colors aren’t right. The only good one is the Yankees, because it’s just grey and navy.”
He doesn’t have any particular feelings about the New Era logo on the side, maybe because he’s grown up seeing logo creep on everything.
When it comes to Jack’s personal on-field style, he’s a lot like any other kid. He likes long pants and white accessories; he thinks Nike gear is cool. I’d like it better if he had shorter pants and taller socks or stirrups, but whatever makes him happy and comfortable is fine. (also, dig the left-handed catcher in this shot!):
It’s been fascinating watching Jack explore his developing tastes. He wore my old Astros hat for Halloween, along with the correct 2003 road jersey. (Why the Astros? Because he wears Cubs stuff all the time, and it wouldn’t really be a costume if he wore his regular clothes.) But he had to pair the road jersey with white pants, because that’s all he had. He was concerned that it wasn’t right to wear white pants with a road jersey, but I assured him it would be okay.
He wears some of my other hats now and then, which is fun for me. It’s good to see them being used — and if Jack’s wearing them, my wife can’t bug me to throw them away.
As for me, I got myself a new hat for Christmas:
Paul here. Nice story, Bryan — thanks for sharing! (I’d also like to point out that Bryan was predestined to be involved with Uni Watch because he attended college at Northern Iowa — UNI.)
Culinary Corner: Tomorrow is the first Saturday of May, which means it’s time for the Kentucky Derby. And that means I’ll be making the dish I always make for the Derby: a derby pie, which is a lot like a pecan pie but made with walnuts and chocolate chips.
Technically speaking, you’re not supposed to use the term “derby pie,” because that’s a registered trademark of some annoying people in Kentucky who insist that they own the name and love to send their lawyers after anyone who thinks otherwise. (They even sued their own chocolate chip supplier, Nestlé, for printing a “Tollhouse Derby Pie” recipe on the chip package.) So you’ll often see wink-wink names like Triple Crown pie, race day pie, winner’s circle pie, thoroughbred pie (which sounds kinda gross), and so on. But screw all of that — derby pie belongs to the people, and I intend to keep calling it that.
Derby pie is also really easy to make. Here’s how to do it:
1. If you know how to make pie crust, make some dough and position it in a 9-inch pie pan; if you don’t know how or just can’t be bothered, get yourself a frozen 9-inch pie shell.
2. Set your oven to 350º. While it’s heating up, get a big mixing bowl and beat together four eggs, a cup of light corn syrup, 3/4 cup of light brown sugar, and 1/3 cup of melted butter. Then add 3 tablespoons of decent bourbon (or maybe a smidge more than that, if you’re so inclined), a tablespoon of vanilla extract, a tablespoon of flour, 6 ounces of chocolate chips, and a cup of chopped walnuts.
3. Mix all of that together, pour it into the pie dough or frozen shell, and pop it into the oven for an hour. It’ll puff up high like a soufflé, but it’ll settle back down while it cools, which you should allow it to do for an hour or so. This up/down motion usually results in some cracks in the top of the pie, which used to annoy me, but now I’ve grown to like it:
For reasons that aren’t entirely clear to me, the chocolate chips always sink to the bottom (I guess they’re less buoyant than the walnuts), resulting in a nice two-tone effect:
It’s traditional to serve each slice with a dollop of whipped cream, although I don’t bother with that — the pie is rich enough on its own. Less traditional and even less necessary, but nonetheless delicious, is this bourbon sauce, which is pretty much the bomb.
Trust me, there won’t be any leftovers.
Just between us: Lots and lots of you told me how much you enjoyed yesterday’s interview with Hal the Hot Dog Guy. I also heard from a goodly number of people who liked Wednesday’s post about NFL’s “Duluth Eskimos” trademark application and the ensuing clusterfuck. I don’t mind admitting that I’m pretty proud of both of those entries myself, so it’s very gratifying to see that you folks liked them as much as I did.
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By Anthony Emerson, making his Friday Ticker debut
Baseball News: Cubs SS Addison Russell had been playing for Triple-A Iowa on a rehab assignment, and thus was allowed to use his single-earflapped MLB helmet. But he’s now been optioned to Iowa, so he’s now officially on the minor league roster, which means he now has to wear a double-flapped Iowa helmet (from Benjamin Kurt). … Fox Sports North had a neat little segment on the Twins’ equipment managers (from @cttrace). … A fan sitting behind home plate at Nationals Park during last night’s Nats/Cards game had some Expos/Nats crossover gear. I’ve never seen anything like that before, and neither has Jonathan Karberg. Has anyone else? … Here are the cap patches the Astros will wear for their upcoming Mexico Series games (from Ignacio Salazar). … The ownership group of the Triple-A Pawtucket Red Sox has trademarked three possible team names ahead of the team’s move to Worcester, Mass. (from @jeffisrael25). … The Single-A Greensboro Grasshoppers are having a “Pirates Night” on Saturday and are wearing Pirates-inspired unis (from Scott M. Trembly). … Next season’s Boise State unis have been revealed (thanks, Paul). … Union Brewing has come out with a beer honoring Hall of Famer Eddie Murray, with a pretty awesome can (from John Falardeau). … You may recall that Red Sox P David Price stopped removing the squatchee from his cap during last year’s postseason. But he’s once again squatchee-free in 2019.
NFL/CFL News: Here’s how the New Era logo looks on the Winnipeg Blue Bombers’ practice jerseys (from Wade Heidt). … The Giants have announced their rookies’ uni numbers, with QB Daniel Jones being handed No. 8 (thanks, Phil). … New facemask for Browns DE Myles Garrett (from Erin Ford).
Hockey News: Reader Kevin Vautour was going through some old photos and found some of Canadiens players Al Langlois and Phil Goyette with red sleeve numbers, as opposed to the Habs’ traditional blue. Kevin can find no other evidence of any Canadiens players wearing red sleeve numbers. Can anyone else?
Basketball News: The Trail Blazers credited their game two win over the Nuggets to ailing coach Jon Yim’s “bowtie Wednesday” (from Mike Chamernik). … Brad Eenhuis noticed that the wordmark on Northwestern’s 1988-89 men’s basketball unis extended onto the side panels. … The 3-on-3 BIG3 league, whose new season begins in June, will now have uniform
sponsors advertising. Here’s a closer look at the patch (from Phil).
Soccer News: Barcelona posted a graphic on Twitter depicting the number of goals Lionel Messi scored in each kit (from many readers). … Here are all the kits for the forthcoming FIFA Women’s World Cup (thanks, Phil). … The following are all from Josh Hinton: Next season’s kits for West Bromwich Albion have been released. … Next season’s Bournemouth kits have been revealed, and they’re stunning. … Celtic’s keeper kit has been released. … French side Angers SCO 2019-20 kits have been released. … Minnesota United’s Jan Gregus’s shot in training sailed into the parking lot, striking and damaging his car. … New kits for Brazilian side Vasco da Gama (from Ed Żelaski). … Also from Ed: New shirt for Greenville FC. … New training kits for Liverpool (from Moe Khan).
Grab Bag: Golfers at the Wells Fargo Championship in Charlotte, N.C., wore green ribbons honoring the UNC Charlotte shooting victims. … A British police
officer constable completed the London Marathon in full riot gear to raise awareness for mental health (from Richard Hindle). … New indigenous Aussie football guernseys for Collingwood (from Jeremy Brahm).
Our latest raffle winner is Chris Edwards, who’s won himself a free item of his choice from the Vintage Brand website. Congrats to him, and thanks to Vintage Brand for making this raffle possible. — Paul
I thought I had seen an Eddie Murray beer a few years back. I couldn’t find it in Google, but i did find this Astros brew complete with Tequila Sunrise graphics.
Not sure if posted here before.
Steady Eddie beer’s been around for a few years. This is a new can design though.
My dad went to
Paul’s would-be favorite universityNorthern Iowa as well.
In fact, when I first mentioned Uni Watch to my mom, she thought it was a Northern Iowa-related blog.
I guess I was also meant to work here.
re: Myles Garrett, he doesn’t have a new helmet, he has a new facemask for the helmet he’s been using.
More beer from Camden Yard. One especially Paul might like.
A Philly-based deli meat purveyor is entering the clothing market:
Hmmm, where have I seen an idea like that before (theoretically speaking, of course)?
Regarding that Expos/Nats gear – sometime in April-May 2005, I saw a fan at RFK Stadium with a tricolor hat, like the original Expos, but with the Nats DC logo. I thought at the time that it would make a great alternate cap. I never saw that cap again.
So Boise has no white top, only cream? Also, the truncated head-spoon that Nike does is absolutely ridiculous
Bryan and his son have the same sized heads?
Kind of! These old ones are all 7 1/4, but slightly shrunken because they’re wool. He’s more of a 7 1/8, so it works well enough.
Anyone with experience subbing pecans for walnuts in the pie recipe? (Minor food allergy – getting an itchy mouth isn’t my idea of fun.)
I have friends who do this. Technically not derby pie, but very good!
Every derby pie I have ever had or made has used pecans, but it looks like you are right, Paul—the annoyingly “official” derby pie from Kerns Kitchen does use walnuts. I had no idea.
I prefer new pecans
Do you toast the walnuts before putting them in the pie?
I don’t. But you could!
Fellow north Iowa native checking in. Great post.
Also, on that derby pie, why not use bourbon whipped cream?
Oooh, I was not aware of this preparation. Nice!
What kind of bourbon did you use in the pie?
Whatever’s available. If you did a blind taste test, I have a hard time believing anyone could discern different bourbon brands when used as a baking ingredient.
I wonder if those Habs pics with the red numbers are just photos that have been colourized incorrectly?
I would bet that is the case.
I was going to say that. They look like colorized photos and red and blue are very hard to differentiate in a black and white photo.
To potentially keep the chips from settling to the bottom.
Try using the flour to dust the chocolate chips, prior to mixing them in.
Interesting — thanks for the tip!
I am an avid Manchester United supporter. Got my first kit in 98, the famous Umbro one with the zipper they wore during the treble winning season. I have over 35 United kits now. I am hoping that one day I’ll be able to give them to a son who hopefully supports United like I do.
Those Worcester AAA names are terrible. Why can’t they just be called the Red Sox?
No kidding, those names are awful. It’s not like they aren’t already the red sox, even though everyone just calls them pawsox, they should retain the parent club’s identity
They could be called the WorSox informally.
Welcome, Anthony Emerson! Welcome back, Bryan Redemske! And continued thanks to Paul & Phil & all the regular (and irregular) commenters & ticker item submitters for all you all do to make this site such a worthwhile place to visit.
What’s worse than a New Era logo sewn into the side of a baseball cap? Two New Era patches slapped onto a football Jersey. Oh vey!!
It is 3 New Era patches on the practice jerseys.
This photo and photo in the ticker are from the mini-camp held by the Blue Bombers in Florida.
Thanks, Wade. Just went back online to make sure there wasn’t another one on the back. Thankfully not, that would have been over the top ; )
Interesting “controversy” over the new Celtic kit. This has happened before when the team experimented with hoops of varying widths and other tweaks. I still predict everyone moaning will buy it.
They did the same “broken hoops” thing with the sleeves for this season’s, though…
Yep and the “fans” moaned then too, but still bought it in their thousands. It’s a good argument for forcing teams to keep a kit for longer than 1 season, but that’ll never happen. There’s money to be made!
Good read. Bryan and I went to UNI together. I remember making trips to Scheels together and buying pretty much anything because it was on a sales rounder and fit a college kid’s budget. I still own a Hartford Whalers from those days. Good times
Ben was with me when I picked up a Manchester United jersey in the spring of 1996. That thing and a few others are still around here somewhere. And I remember that jersey, too! That store had a surprising amount of legit team gear during that time.
Maybe in the future, A derby pie will win the gold medal in the food olympics held on a super bowl Sunday!